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Post  Peanutt010 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:38 pm

but what if we all became a religious organization (or members of) that's core belief is sharing data to ensure it survival. Would we then have the rights and protections accorded to other religions?
This post on TPB and some discussion on this forum got me thinking

Lets see what happens...

so...

cheers Rejoyce those that have seen the light and are reborn..
We must protect all data from corruption or those who would make it go away.
We need to preserve all data as our messias fortold us Twisted Evil
Join the reborn and fullfill our true destiny cheers


Just for fun post here if you would sign up for something like this ... maybe its stupid enough to work.. scientolegy did it .....
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Post  Peanutt010 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:40 pm

If it wasnt clear already i would sign up Smile
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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:43 pm

cheers Rejoyce those that have seen the light and are reborn..
We must protect all data from corruption or those who would make it go away.
We need to preserve all data as our messias fortold us Twisted Evil
Join the reborn and fullfill our true destiny cheers


I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah( king who the hell is it?) foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny

P.S. Can I be the Pope?


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Post  Peanutt010 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:44 pm

rejoyce and welcome to the light my brother
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Post  Phoserus on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:46 pm

I'm totally up for this, what is this religion going to be called?
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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:52 pm

Phoserus wrote:I'm totally up for this, what is this religion going to be called?

Yes, O Great Moderator, What will our faith be known as? Scientolo...Oh wait. Damn.
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Post  Phoserus on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:54 pm

lol Piratology is all I can come up with, I've never been one with names anyways.
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Post  Peanutt010 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:56 pm

Welcome and rejoyce my brother..

And i would have the foggiest...
If ya think of something post it.

IDD a good idea is :
Scientolo...Oh wait. Damn.

same for religious transcripts, texts, and other proof of our religeons excistance would be welcome Smile

As i have come across a ancient depiction of our true messias, and uncovered that the bible is actualy a fake..
The true meaning of gods word was stored in a different fassion.
And god started long ago uploading the true data....



So go forth and backup save all data.. for us mere mortals will never understand gods work until the messias is back.

....let there be porn.
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Post  Peanutt010 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:57 pm

BTW all in favor of making GSArora the new pope say aye..

AYE!
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Post  Phoserus on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:59 pm

AYE!!!
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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 7:59 pm

Peanutt010 wrote:BTW all in favor of making GSArora the new pope say aye..

AYE!
Aye Aye Captain
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Post  Peanutt010 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:02 pm

GSArora wrote:
Peanutt010 wrote:BTW all in favor of making GSArora the new pope say aye..

AYE!
Aye Aye Captain

You cant vote your the votee Smile
But you have the majority of our current members votes so gratz

YOU THE POPE!


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Post  Phoserus on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:03 pm

I believe we should get to work on writing our own bible.
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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:07 pm

Phoserus wrote:I believe we should get to work on writing our own bible.

1:1 The Book of GSArora

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He said, let there be a forum
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Post  imelza0 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:12 pm

Can I be the Messiah? I'm good at writing commandments, and can use big words. Here's an example:

"Go forth, brethren, and promote the freedom intertwined with our natural rights to share the word of language and vision, and help create a new utopia where all is free."

That kind of stuff, you know. Anyway, I am totally joining this religion. Smile

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Post  Phoserus on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:13 pm

I googled "how to start a religion" like any simpleton could do, but I am unable to process all of these words with my one-tracked mind, so I thought it would be quicker to just link on here and everyone make the religion together! Very Happy
Plus I want a title, I can't think of one though...

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Start_a_Religion
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Post  imelza0 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:16 pm

We could call the religion Freedom, and all join the Church of Freedom. That would be cool.

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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:16 pm

New Papal Decree:
Hear Ye! Hear Ye!
All who wish to join _____(insert religion name here) must now post the following to become an official member. Well, you don't have to, I guess.

I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny

Donations can be sent to your local temple (Coming To a Location Near You!)
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Post  imelza0 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:20 pm

I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny

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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:22 pm

[quote=\\\"imelza0\\\"]I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny[/quote]

Wonderful, My Son, you are an inspiration. Now, give us all your mone...I mean, let go of worldly objects and become one with The Almighty Technology. Welcome Scott. The above applies to you to.

Also, we need to come up with a backstory. Its in the steps given to us by our brother. I can\\\'t remember which one, but it was nice of him.

Here\\\'s a list of things we need so far, feel free to add.
A Name
Money
Backstory
Messiah


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Post  Scott on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:29 pm

I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny

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Post  imelza0 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:30 pm

GSArora wrote:Wonderful, My Son, you are an inspiration. Now, give us all your mone...I mean, let go of worldly objects and become one with The Almighty Technology.

You mean wonderful, my daughter Smile

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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:31 pm

imelza0 wrote:
GSArora wrote:Wonderful, My Son, you are an inspiration. Now, give us all your mone...I mean, let go of worldly objects and become one with The Almighty Technology.

You mean wonderful, my daughter Smile

The Almighty Technology recognizes both USB and their sockets. Welcome, my daughter.
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Post  S47 on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:32 pm

Ayy why not

cheers

I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny

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Post  GSArora on Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:34 pm

S47 wrote:Ayy why not

('cheers')

I have rejoiced, have seen the light, and am reborn
I vow to protect all data from corruption or from those who would make it go away
I vow to preserve all data as our messiah foretold us
I join the reborn and shall fulfill my true destiny

I see you are not fully firm in your resolve, but the Almighty Technology forgives you for your sins. Be Welcome, My Son/Daughter/He-She
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